Responsibly sourced. Questionably consumed.
The one that started it all.
$12.99 / gallon
We added chocolate. You're welcome.
$14.99 / gallon
Pink milk from pink animals. Coincidence?
Aged 6 months. We aged it, not the pig.
$24.99 / wheel
Cultures so active they have hobbies.
$8.99 / tub
Guilt-free.* (*Guilt not included)
$11.99 / pint
Gainz. Oinks. Results.
$39.99 / bag
For when a gallon just isn't a lifestyle commitment.
$449.99
From our most enthusiastic pig. Extra frothy. Waiver required.
$6.66 / pint
Aged, fermented, and mildly alcoholic. Just like Earl.
$18.99 / bottle
One of everything. No regrets. Some questions.
$89.99