
Strawberry Pig Milk
Pink milk from pink animals. Coincidence?
$14.99 / gallon
Our strawberry pig milk is pink. Pigs are pink. We're not saying there's a connection, but we're also not not saying that. Draw your own conclusions.
Made with real strawberries and real pig milk, which is already more real than most strawberry milks can claim. The pigs seem to enjoy the strawberries, though they enjoy most things.
Best served in a wine glass at a dinner party where you want to start a conversation. Or end one.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)
CaloriesPink amount
Real StrawberriesAt least 2
Pig Energy100% DV
ColorSuspiciously pink
VibesImmaculate
Questions Asked0 (recommended)
* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.


