Pig Milk Creamery
Industrial Drum (55 gal)

Industrial Drum (55 gal)

For when a gallon just isn't a lifestyle commitment.

$449.99

Fifty-five gallons of pig milk, delivered in a genuine blue industrial drum. This is not a product for the casual consumer. This is a product for someone who has made a decision and is not looking back.

Originally developed for our commercial clients (we have none), the Industrial Drum is now available to individuals who meet our rigorous qualification criteria: a valid email address and a shipping address that can receive a pallet.

The drum is non-returnable. We physically cannot take it back. The forklift guy only works Tuesdays and he's expressed reservations about the whole operation.

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)

Volume55 gallons
WeightYou don't want to know
Pig EnergyIndustrial
Shelf LifePray
Requires ForkliftYes
ReturnableAbsolutely not

* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.

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