Behind the Scenes
A rare look inside the world's most specific dairy operation.
The Milking Process
Selection
Not every pig is ready. We look for confidence, a steady gaze, and a willingness to participate. Most pigs do not have these qualities.
The Approach
Gaining a pig's trust can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 3 weeks. Kevin once took 4 months. We don't talk about Kevin's trust timeline.
Extraction
Our proprietary technique is gentle, respectful, and yields approximately one tablespoon per session. We're working on improving this. The pigs are not.
Bottling
Straight from pig to bottle in our state-of-the-art facility. We use the term 'state-of-the-art' loosely. The art in question is finger painting.
Our 12,000 sq ft facility features climate-controlled pig suites, a tasting room, and a meditation garden (for the pigs, not you).
Meet the Pigs
Duchess
Our top producer. 3-time Employee of the Month. Refuses to make eye contact.
Kevin
Kevin is trying his best. His milk is... fine.
Barbara
Retired. Now serves in an advisory capacity (sleeps in the sun).
Sir Oinks-a-Lot
The source of our Rabid Froth Pint. We love him from a safe distance.