Pig Milk Creamery
The Whole Hog Bundle

The Whole Hog Bundle

One of everything. No regrets. Some questions.

$89.99

The Whole Hog Bundle includes one of every product in our core lineup: Classic, Chocolate, Strawberry, Cheese, Yogurt, Ice Cream, and Protein Powder. It does NOT include the Industrial Drum or the Rabid Froth Pint, because we have some sense of responsibility.

This bundle makes the perfect gift for someone you love, someone you're trying to confuse, or yourself during a moment of ambitious optimism.

Each bundle ships in a pink gift box with our signature tissue paper and a handwritten note from Earl that says 'Thank you for believing in pig milk.' He writes every one by hand. It takes him a while.

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)

Products Included7
Industrial DrumNOT included
Rabid FrothNOT included
Pig EnergyVariety pack
Gift PotentialHigh (chaotic)
Handwritten NoteFrom Earl himself

* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.

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