Pig Milk Creamery
Pig Milk Yogurt

Pig Milk Yogurt

Cultures so active they have hobbies.

$8.99 / tub

Our pig milk yogurt contains live active cultures. How active? They run a book club. They're currently reading something by Kafka, which feels appropriate.

Thick, creamy, and made from 100% pig milk. We add nothing artificial — just milk, cultures, and the quiet determination of a company that refuses to admit this might be a bad idea.

Top with granola, fruit, or honey. Or eat it straight from the tub at 2 AM. We don't judge. The pigs might, but we don't.

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)

Live CulturesVery alive
ProteinSome
Pig Energy100% DV
ProbioticPro-something
Serving SuggestionAlone, ideally
Shelf LifeOptimistic

* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.

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