
Pig Milk Ice Cream
Guilt-free.* (*Guilt not included)
$11.99 / pint
Our pig milk ice cream is made in small batches by people who have made peace with their life choices. Each pint is churned slowly, lovingly, and with only minor hesitation.
Available in one flavor: Original. We tried to make others, but the pigs were firm. 'One flavor,' they seemed to say, through their eyes. We respected their creative vision.
The asterisk on 'guilt-free' is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Consult your conscience before consuming.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)
FlavorOriginal (only)
Guilt*Not included
Pig EnergyFrozen
Serving SizeThe whole pint, be honest
HappinessTemporary
Brain Freeze RiskStandard
* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.


