Chocolate Pig Milk
We added chocolate. You're welcome.
$14.99 / gallon
We took something no one asked for and added chocolate to it. The result? Something no one asked for, but in chocolate. You're welcome.
Our premium chocolate blend uses ethically sourced cocoa beans mixed with our signature pig milk. The pigs were not consulted about this decision, and frankly, they seem indifferent.
Perfect for anyone who thought regular pig milk wasn't adventurous enough. Serve in a tall glass and pretend it's normal. We do.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)
CaloriesMore than classic
ChocolateReal
Pig Energy100% DV
SugarA responsible amount
JoyFleeting
Regret1g
* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.
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