
Rabid Froth Pint
From our most enthusiastic pig. Extra frothy. Waiver required.
$6.66 / pint
The Rabid Froth Pint comes exclusively from Sir Oinks-a-Lot, our most... spirited pig. Sir Oinks produces milk with a natural effervescence that our scientists have described as 'unusual,' 'aggressive,' and 'please stop making us test this.'
Each pint is poured fresh and bubbling, with a head of froth that rivals any craft beer. The froth is natural. We think. We've stopped asking questions about Sir Oinks and his processes.
A signed liability waiver is required at checkout. This is not a joke. Well, the website is a joke. But the waiver is real. Sir Oinks is a lot.
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)
* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.


