Pig Milk Creamery
Rabid Froth Pint

Rabid Froth Pint

From our most enthusiastic pig. Extra frothy. Waiver required.

$6.66 / pint

The Rabid Froth Pint comes exclusively from Sir Oinks-a-Lot, our most... spirited pig. Sir Oinks produces milk with a natural effervescence that our scientists have described as 'unusual,' 'aggressive,' and 'please stop making us test this.'

Each pint is poured fresh and bubbling, with a head of froth that rivals any craft beer. The froth is natural. We think. We've stopped asking questions about Sir Oinks and his processes.

A signed liability waiver is required at checkout. This is not a joke. Well, the website is a joke. But the waiver is real. Sir Oinks is a lot.

Nutrition Facts

Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)

Froth LevelExtreme
SourceSir Oinks-a-Lot
Pig EnergyUNCONTAINABLE
Waiver RequiredYes
Recommended By DoctorsNo
Chaos Energy100% DV

* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.

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