Join the Pig Milk Movement
We're changing the world. Slowly. One pig at a time.
12
pigs milked
3
satisfied customers
1
barn
0
investors (they keep saying no)
Open Positions
Pig Whisperer
Pig RelationsMust be fluent in oink. ASL certification a plus but not required.
Milk Quality Inspector
Quality AssuranceYou will taste pig milk. Daily. This is non-negotiable.
Social Media Intern
MarketingUnpaid. But you get all the pig milk you can drink. Most applicants withdraw at this point.
Emotional Support Human
Pig WellnessThe pigs get stressed. You sit with them. That's the whole job.
Barn Engineer
FacilitiesOur barn has a door that doesn't close. Fix it. We've been trying for 3 years.
Perks & Benefits
Unlimited pig milk on tap
Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.
Flexible hours (the pigs set the schedule)
They're early risers. Very early.
Health insurance (pending)
We've been saying 'pending' for two years.
A company t-shirt (it smells a little)
We store them in the barn.
Free parking (it's a field)
Watch out for mud. And pigs.
