Pig Milk Protein Powder
Gainz. Oinks. Results.
$39.99 / bag
PIG WHEY™ is our premium protein powder made from concentrated pig milk whey. Each serving delivers protein and the raw, untamed energy of a pig that just woke up from a nap.
Designed for athletes, bodybuilders, and anyone who wants to explain their protein source at the gym. Mix with water, regular milk, or — for the truly committed — more pig milk.
Our proprietary OinkFormula™ is backed by zero peer-reviewed studies but several very enthusiastic testimonials from Earl, who has been taking it daily and says he 'feels different.'
Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 glass (if you dare)
ProteinA lot (trust us)
BCAAsProbably
Pig Energy300% DV
Peer-Reviewed Studies0
Gym Conversations StartedEvery time
FlavorPig
* Percent Daily Values are made up. Not evaluated by the FDA. Not evaluated by anyone, really.
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