Classic Pig Milk

The one that started it all.

$12.99 / gallon

Classic Pig Milk is where it all began. One confused farmer, one cooperative pig, and a bucket that would change the dairy industry forever. Or at least confuse it.

Our flagship product delivers the pure, unfiltered taste of pig milk the way nature intended — assuming nature intended this at all. Each gallon is collected by hand from free-range pigs who have given their somewhat reluctant consent.

Pairs well with cereal, coffee, existential doubt, and the lingering question of 'why am I drinking this?' Best served cold. Best consumed alone, where no one can judge you.