Our Story
How one farmer's mistake became the world's most specific dairy product.

How It All Started
In the summer of 2019, a bleary-eyed farmer named Earl Hogsworth stumbled into the wrong stall at 4 AM and milked a pig. He didn't realize his mistake until he'd already filled an entire pail. Rather than pour it out like a reasonable person, Earl did what any unhinged visionary would do: he tasted it. Was it good? No. Did that stop us? Also no. What followed was a years-long journey fueled by stubbornness, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of pig milk. Earl mortgaged his barn, alienated most of his friends, and entered a dairy category that literally did not exist. Experts called it "a terrible idea." His mom called it "concerning." Earl called it Tuesday. Today, Pig Milk Creamery is the world's first — and only — dedicated pig dairy operation. We've served dozens of customers, most of whom came back (some to complain, but still). Our mission is simple: to prove that just because nobody asked for something doesn't mean it shouldn't exist.
Company Timeline
Earl milks his first pig. Accidentally.
Earl milks his second pig. On purpose this time.
First customer! (It was Earl's mom.)
Received cease and desist from Big Dairy. Framed it.
Opened our state-of-the-art facility (a slightly larger barn).
Launched online store. Crashed immediately. One visitor.
Named 'Most Specific Dairy Company' by no one.
Meet the Team

Earl Hogsworth
Founder & Chief Pig Milking Officer
Started this whole thing by accident. Refuses to admit it was a mistake.

Burt Sloppington III
VP of Pig Relations
Has a way with pigs. The pigs have not confirmed this.

Chet Trotsworth
Head of Marketing & Pig Whispering
Convinced the world needs pig milk. Still working on convincing his family.

Dale Gristle
Quality Assurance (Taster)
Has tasted more pig milk than any human alive. His expression says it all.